billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

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fitness-fits-me:

the LAST person you should ever compare yourself to is a celebrity. they have the ability to spend thousands of dollars a month on the most perfect organic food, diet plans, workout plans, and have access to the most high end personal trainers. little old you is doing just fine! make your goals realistic and don’t get bummed out if you aren’t progressing as fast as someone else. 

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45-70govt:

College comm: Yeah man like we need to abolish the concept of private property
me: I’m coming over to your house every day to shit in your pool until you understand why you’re a fuckboi

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